Shaken Not Screwed

While enjoying Sunday brunch Beaner began admiring a combination salt and pepper shaker.

 

“I wish Sleepless was here,” she said and added, “She would totally take this for me.”

 

“What do you like about it?” I asked, not noticing the two-part feature.

 

“It’s both a salt and a pepper shaker,” Beaner informed me.

 

“Sprinkle on the top and screw on the bottom. Just like me,” Tejas said while giggling.

 

A few minutes later, I ordered a beverage.

 

“May I please have a Sloe Screw?” I asked the server then ‘whispered’ to Tejas, Beaner and Live Longer, “Just like me.”

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