While enjoying Sunday brunch Beaner began admiring a combination salt and pepper shaker.
“I wish Sleepless was here,” she said and added, “She would totally take this for me.”
“What do you like about it?” I asked, not noticing the two-part feature.
“It’s both a salt and a pepper shaker,” Beaner informed me.
“Sprinkle on the top and screw on the bottom. Just like me,” Tejas said while giggling.
A few minutes later, I ordered a beverage.
“May I please have a Sloe Screw?” I asked the server then ‘whispered’ to Tejas, Beaner and Live Longer, “Just like me.”