D-Dog has decided to study law or, as some call it, statute. I like to call it statue, but I’m different from most and I think it is funny to tell people, “That’s a major statue violation.” D-Dog stopped by my house so we could enjoy a ‘going away’ dinner at a nearby restaurant, which involved a lot of tapas we didn’t order, a bottle of wine and, luckily, no statue violations.
As we enjoyed our wine, the server brought us several dishes. The first was amazing for two reasons: it was tasty and we ordered it. The second and third were also amazing for one reason: they looked delicious, but we didn’t order them. “Papas y Aioli,” said the server while setting down a mouth watering potato dish. “Not ours,” said D-Dog. “Coles de Bruselas,” said the server when attempting to bring us another tapas, “Not ours,” D-Dog again advised. Her two two-word responses indicated to me that she will be an amazing attorney.
We finished our meal and, prior to walking home, D-Dog decided to use the loo. As she walked away, I realized she may need to stay the night at my house. Luckily, my gate was close because her gait was quite off. “I think I’ll just rest, drink a little water, and then go,” she told me.
As she rested and drank water, I got cozy in my carbon monoxide chair and slowly started getting drowsy. We were discussing dreams and she grabbed my dream book and began analyzing – very attorney of her. As she analyzed, I went in out and of sleep, but tried to not get caught doing so because I didn’t want to seem like a rude host. I told her about a few dreams I had recently. In one, I was abducted by la migra. In another, I had an altercation with someone and threw my bar of hand soap at them. In my dream, I was both actor and director because after actor me threw the soap, director me said, “Why did you throw that? It’s from Temecula.”
D-Dog enjoyed this dream, however, wasn’t able to find an analysis of it in the book. She continued looking at other analyses and I continued going in and out of sleep/dreamland. At one point, when I woke and wanted to appear as though I hadn’t been sleeping, I said, completely out of context, “You could throw a tooth at them.” “What? Throw a tooth? Why would I do that?” she asked – great debating skills, good for law. Trying to save face, I replied, “So dream me doesn’t get upset with you for throwing the soap from Temecula.”