I received a voice message from S-Unit letting me know she wished I lived closer and adding, “It would be so much fun. We could party all the time, like that song, ‘Fun all the time, fun all the time, funnnnnnnnn all the time.'” I don’t know how she does it, but she has a knack for completely screwing up lyrics even at times when she has just spoken them correctly.
I returned her call and we started talking about all of the fun we could have if we lived in the same city, especially when it came to finding her future mate. I don’t want her to be surprised or feel alone if the marriage fails, so I shared the 97% statistic with her. This really put things in perspective for her and she began reviewing her past relationships out loud. “You know, now that I think about it, my chiropractor is the most steady relationship I’ve had. I’ve been seeing him for years.”
I thought this might be a good time to tell her about my new, short-term relationship with Allen, from India. I was instant messaging with him earlier in the evening and it was great. “He knew exactly what to say, no matter what I asked,” I informed her. “It was as if he was reading it from a book.” “What did he say?” S-Unit asked. “It started with something like, ‘I’d be happy to help you with your request.’ At one point he said, ‘Let’s wait for some time…..we are on a right track.’ Then I said, ‘I’m excited for this to work.’ And, a little while later, after discussing some of my hang ups, he said, ‘I will stand by.'” “Wow,” S-Unit replied. “That is good stuff.” “Yep, and the best part is my satellite guide is working right again – we waited some time before plugging in the receiver and he stood by while the program information loaded, but now my guide is as good as new.”
