In an attempt to leave our behinds behind Sleepless, Beaner, Live Longer and I have been exercising and then heading straight to brunch, lunch, dinner or drinks. As a result, our behinds are remaining boldly in tact, behind us.
Today, as we were in our favorite place to be in class – back row and out of the direct line of vision of our instructor, I noticed someone else had left something behind – a piece of toilet paper.
“Did that fall out of your pants?” I asked Sleepless. “No, did it fall out of yours?” she quipped. “I don’t have toilet paper like that,” I told her and turned to Beaner. “Not mine,” she quickly replied.
We’ll most likely never know the owner of the toilet paper and we are more than OK with leaving it behind.