If only I would have reviewed my notes before writing yesterday’s blog. Had I done so I would have known exactly where I was going with “Stripped of Joy.”
The other day, while catching up on the news, I heard a story about a nursing home where the residents decided to hire a male stripper. Apparently their family members got wind (not the kind of wind/gas one often hears/smells in a nursing home, rather something they learned) of this information and were not happy. As a result, they made several complaints, alleged their family members didn’t remember (although in some cases this may be true, this is a common statement made by those who frequent strippers), and got the media involved. Their attempt to strip their loved ones of their joy and the strippers of their income provided a huge return on investment for the media.
I shared this story with the ladies and within minutes we were talking about Electric Vibe’s magic wand. “It’s my sister’s fault. She is the one who kept telling me I had to have the Hitachi Magic Wand.” Electric Vibe left her wand plugged in one day and, to this day, worries her kids may have seen it. Let’s hope not or instead of a magic wand in our hands we’ll have a nursing home situation on our hands.
As the ladies discussed their vibrating dilemmas – large battery bases, forgetting to put them away when guests come over, etc., I had an idea, “We should totally invent a vibrator that looks like a Sonic Care toothbrush. Better yet, we’ll just partner with Sonic Care and make vibrating heads. Or, wait, even better, the top could be a toothbrush and the bottom could be the vibrator.” “If you could add the Clarisonic to the mix it would be even better, ” Live Longer suggested.
I’m pretty confident we could combine all three. I haven’t come up with a name yet, but our slogan could ,”From facial to vagial.” We’ll definitely want to test it out on a focus group.