Labia Lineup

As we gathered together for the National Corndog Day Delay Relay it became very clear that Ice Cream Man was, as often happens, outnumbered.

Fortunately, Ice Cream Man can handle these odds. We did as we always do on days like this – enjoyed beverages and caught up on some of the most pressing topics of the day. As Live Longer shared a work related story, in which she was able to demonstrate incredible multi-tasking skills, Ice Cream Man quickly moved from ‘marriage hearing’ to just plain hearing. “Do you flush your tampons down the toilet?” he asked Sleepless. “Yes, of course,” she replied. “Yes, of course? Are you serious? That stops today!” he instructed, completely blown away by the response. “Where should I put them instead?” Sleepless asked. “Maybe in the round bin next to the toilet where you put your used toilet paper,” I sarcastically suggested.

Ice Cream Man continued to be bothered by the fact that tampons were being flushed down the toilet and we continued to make comments to get his goat. “This is like a labia lineup,” he told us. Not sure what he meant by that, but I know two things for sure: Live Longer can multi-task and Sleeples cannot flush tampons down Ice Cream Man’s toilet.