Thank you to Sleepless, Rated R and Standard Time for being like new batteries in my vibrator. I have had an off couple of weeks lately which has resulted in very blog entries. Fortunately, spending time with them tonight was better than receiving a Durex tin with 48 assorted condoms and three free vibrating rings. As a result, I am back on my game, for today.
As we caught up, Standard Time shared two primary concerns – the first being she doesn’t like her blog name. “Just change your name,” Rated R advised, “I’ve changed my name several times on the blog.’ “I don’t mind changing your name, but you’ve got to give me something to work with,” I told her. At the time she didn’t have any ideas, so she instead opted to share her second concern with us.
“I left my vibrator out the other day. I was in a hurry and didn’t totally put it in the drawer because it was still plugged in,” she told us. “Wait, your vibrator has a plug?” I asked. “Yes, and my kids ended up needing to stop by my house to get something – I know they saw it,” she said. “I’ve had one with a plug,” Rated R said. “Me too,” Sleepless piped in. “Seriously? I’ve only ever had batteries,” I told them and added, “I once threw a vibrator away because I didn’t want anyone to find it when I died.” “Just put it in a box, that’s where all of my stuff is,” Standard Time told me – which isn’t entirely true since the electric vibrator is sticking out of a drawer somewhere – then asked about changing her blog name. “So, I can change it?” she asked. “No problem, Electric Vibe,” I replied.