Last year I received a holiday letter from neighbors and learned a new term, ‘hospitalist.’ A few weeks later I heard the term ‘mediaist’ and thought to myself, “I’ve got a new title!”
In my new title as mediaist, I have come up with a few more titles I may consider in the future:
Travelist
Stoopist
Hotelist
Winist
Dinist
Coffeeist
Couchist
Barist
Shopist
Elitist
Oh, wait, I’ve not only already considered these things, I’ve actually done them. With this much work behind me I’ll soon be a retirist.