I recently received a title change at work and as I was discussing it with a coworker another coworker walked up and informed me she had just eaten a moldy donut.
“Why did you do that?” I asked. “I couldn’t tell until I bit into it. I should have known. Manager’s Special. Oh, Manager’s Special – special for you!” she said smirking. “Moldy donuts. That is very special. Thank you,” I replied.
Just then another coworker walked up and said, “Well if they would have changed your title when we bought the donuts they wouldn’t have been moldy. We’ve had these donuts for at least a year.”
So special.