Deep (throat) Thoughts

Dickclaimer: This blog/entry is really not for kids, conservatives (although you guys know you’re typically the perviest bunch), or uptight, anal folks (unless by anal you mean….wait, that is an entirely other blog/’entry’).

While having coffee with D-Dog the other day we discussed the act of fellatio – and determined that it is, in fact, an ‘act’ because few people truly enjoy giving it.

“Head is for strangers,” I told her. “Strangers?” she asked. “Yes, you know, people you probably won’t see again or engage in a long-term relationship with because, if you do, they’ll expect it all of the time. I guess it could be something you give in the early stages of a relationship. Head, compliments, attention, patience – they are all early stage activities. In fact, I would venture to say head and patience go hand in hand. Or, more appropriately, hand in mouth,” I said. “Speaking of hand, I only give hand jobs to people I don’t know,” D-Dog informed me. “Good to know or, better yet, not know…you,” I quipped.

I shared this story with FatGirl who strongly disagreed. “No way! Head is great – giving or receiving!” he informed me. Guess that’s why they call it fellatio – it’s for the fellas, not the ladies.