Camping

Recently Calling The Dog has noticed a strange man lurking around her house. One day, he left his card in his mailbox. She eventually decided to call it because he appeared to be a private investigator and had written a special note on the back of his card, “I have good news for you.”

His news was she has a long lost sister. Based on the information he shared with Calling The Dog, her dad must have had an affair with someone, and produced offspring,  nearly four decades ago.

Calling The Dog is waiting on the DNA, but decided to ask her dad if he remembered the woman and, subsequently, a daughter. He shrugged it off saying, “That was a long time ago. Do you want to go camping?”  “Do I want to go camping? That’s his response. Unbelievable. This should be on Jerry Springer,” Calling The Dog told me. “Do you?” I asked. “Do I what?” she said. “Do you want to go camping” “No, it’s too cold,” was her reply.