Inconvenient abduction

One of the things we learned about YumYummy while on this ‘trip’ is she is not a fan of white vans. “They’re abduction vans,” she informed us. “Have you ever been abducted by one or known someone who has been abducted by one?” I asked. “No, but I still feel this way,” she replied.

Thus, when we arrived at Giordano’s and discovered they were closed for a private party, however, were offering a ‘shuttle’ to another location, I was ecstatic. One: My arm was starting to hurt a bit. Two: The shuttle was an extended white van. “Looks like an abduction is in our future,” I told YumYummy as we retrieved our ‘free bottle of wine for the inconvenience’ coupon and boarded the kidnapper van. At the time, I had no idea that my recent injury would result in ‘limited abduction.’ For that, I’ll be needing another bottle (or two) of inconvenience wine.

We arrived at the ‘other location’ to find it was only a block or two away from our hotel and we weren’t actually abducted, rather, saved. The pizza and wine was exactly what we needed to finish off our eating and drinking tour for the day.