The beauty about legal terms, for example, ‘legalease,’ is they are not always easily understood.
Acehole, Not So Little Man and I were having coffee and discussing some real estate issues BeCuz was experiencing. “I’m pretty sure the statue of limitations has passed,” Acehole advised. “What is it? Three weeks?” Not So Little man asked. “Is what three weeks?” I asked. “The statute of limitations. Isn’t it always three weeks?” Not So Little Man clarified and questioned. Acehole laughed and advised him, “Statute of limitations vary depending on the situation and I’ve never heard of a three week limitation.”
Later in the day I was with Sleepless, Ice Cream Man, Live Longer, Good Eye Money Guy, I’ll Drink It, Skiwi and DDDG and Ice Cream Man was sharing a story about his most recent interaction with those whose jobs are driven by legalease. “They wanted to charge me with a Class A Felony,” Ice Cream Man told us. “Misdemea…” Sleepless started to correct with an interject. “Why did you get an open container charge if the bag was sealed?” DDDG asked Ice Cream Man, referencing the breast milk bag full of whiskey that was in his pocket at time of said incident. “She would make an excellent attorney,” Skiwi quipped.
Disclaimer: I am only liable for this blog entry for three weeks from this, the 2nd day of March, 2013.