While in New York, Bruiser’s beau told us we had to go see a specific psychic. Apparently, he had been to her the day before and found everything she said to be spot on. I’m not a believer in that stuff, but I like reading my horoscope occasionally – if I don’t like what I read, I just read a different sign – so I figured I would try it.
Part of my skepticism comes from the fact that I have waited outside the door of a psychic’s place of business on more than one occasion. In my opinion, if they are really psychic, they should known I’m coming and be ready and waiting.
Oreggano went before me and, because the psychic didn’t have change for a ten dollar bill (again, should have known/been prepared), Oreggano paid for my visit. Within two minutes – almost halfway through my extraordinary time with her – she informed me I would be getting back with the guy I was married to that one time I was married. She also told me I was surrounded by negative energy and that I was concerned about education.
I can guarantee the getting back together won’t happen (but I did pick up my wedding dress from my mom’s house, just in case); I am concerned about the psychic’s education – or lack thereof; and I don’t find Oreggano, Sleepless, Live Longer or Beaner to be negative energy. In fact, their energy was quite positive until I told them I’d be getting back with my ex.
Psychics are supposed to have some sort of extrasensory perception (ESP), but I don’t believe it – especially after that comment about my ex. I think they’ve got ESD – (ex)trasensory deception and, luckily for them, people don’t always have change for a ten.