Last night, after miles and miles of kegels, I told my neighbor I would help him with my garden today. You see, I happen to have a little space behind my house that is begging to be a garden. I’ve never really wanted to tend to it on my own and this year my new neighbors expressed an interest in gardening with me. Fortunately, for me, it has turned into them gardening for me. Feeling a slight bit of guilt about that, I pledged to help today. Didn’t happen. Clearly, that was just the kegels talking.
So, instead of grabbing a hoe and moving some dirt around, I spent time with some of my favorite hos. Don’t take offense to this term, they don’t. I got the privilege of coffee and sham shopping with OregganO; lunch with Q; a walk with Alice, Louise, Hazel, and No Action Jaxon; and a concert with BeCuz. After the concert, MiniMe joined BeCuz and I for dinner, book shopping and coffee.
While at coffee, BeCuz got a text from her main squeeze. He was in a bit of a mood because his Friday night ritual: vodka and coke, nachos with loads of cheese, sci-fi, and a happy ending, had been disrupted (kids had taken over the tv and she had left him at home, alone, with “them” – the kids). In addition, he had invited us to hot tub with him and we had respectfully declined. Not being able to hot tub with relatives (especially Liv) is always a downer.
BeCuz began telling me and MiniMe that she is baffled by the things that get his libido going nowadays, specifically the Friday Night CockTail: vodka and coke, nachos with loads of cheese, and sci-fi. Not too mind boggling for me. Its simple, he’s into aphrocheesiacs. Cheese. The new Viagra.
this sounds perfectly acceptable to me, as a man of simple tastes myself.
my personal favorites are:
a) vodka tonic and chicken in a biskit
b) red wine (any but merlot) and chicken in a biskit
paired with sci fi, or karaoke and you’ve a winner. never had any happy endings with any/all of those combinations though, so I guess I lose to BeCuz’s SO by default.
Area Man, we have a lot in common. Chicken in a Biskit is an all-time favorite appetizer for me and, on some evenings, has been the main course.
Vodka tonic sounds nice, however, I believe Chicken in a Biskit is best when paired with any beverage that comes in a box. Once the boxed beverage is decided, I find the taste is the fullest if enjoyed out of a plastic wine glass.
I was thinking about Aphrocheesiac and BeCuz and their SO, and it could be that they have their days of the week confused. This occurred on Friday and everybody knows Wednesday night is business time.