I heard a story today to top all stories. If you can top it, I welcome your comments. A man was “doing a trick,” which involved jumping over a broom handle, when he lost his grip.
Do you have the visual yet? Yep, impaled, by a broom stick. Point of entry: anus. 18″ deep. Wow. Major bummer. Those things should come with a warning: external use only.
Poor guy, I do feel bad for the pain he must be experiencing. I have a feeling he will be the butt of many jokes.
Bet he won’t do that trick again.
I googled brooms and found a few for sale: Quickie Heavy Duty Corn Broom (Office Depot) and Libman Angle Brooms (Amazon). There’s also a “gently used” broom handle at the ER.
i’m hoping this man happened to be a sexual predator. per chance?
“Warning: external use only” LOL
Surely karma is telling him something…..
Reminds me of the Seinfeld joke about talking with proctologists. Apparently they always have great stories and every one begins: “It was a one in a million shot Doc, one in a million.”
One in a million…..so you’re saying i’ve got a chance?
I’ve spoken with a few people about this situasstion and have received great feedback:
This is the immaculate rectal penetration of all times.
I want to hear the broom’s side of the story.
I’ve heard the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach, but his ass?!?!
We must find the poopetrator!
Per chance.
If you decide to go into the broom business, I’ve got a company name: Karma.
From now on I’m reading all the labels/instructions.
Such a bummer. I do feel bad for the broom. Can you imagine being violated like that!
Such violations! Definitely seems like a tearrorass act. Brooms. Weapons of Ass Destruction!
Too funny…..love your last comment!!! Poor broom….Karhma will literally get you in the ass…I just wish it would get my X….I guess I’m not THAT lucky!
Karma will get you in the end.
Wow! Sounds like I’ve got competition. This guy puts a new twist on “Dick on a Stick”!