As mentioned previously, both my neighbor and The Leaver are convinced I should date girls. This Friday night, while at an art event for So Hip, I ran into my neighbor and her girlfriend.
I hadn’t been at the event for five minutes when my neighbor started pointing to another person – a female, of course – at the party and mouthing, “You should go out with her.”
I politely smiled and continued to drink my wine and enjoy the event.
My neighbor stepped out of the room for a second and I heard her telling So Hip’s beau about her plan, “I want to line her up with the girl over there.”
This evening, I put my Future Homemakers of America skills to work and pulled my Alaskan rockfish out of the freezer, grabbed some vegetables from my garden (and a few from the store) and made a fish stew. I knew it would be a lot of stew and decided to offer some to my neighbor and her girlfriend.
They had already eaten, so I wished them a good night and my neighbor immediately replied, “U too Future Lesbian of America, lol.”