Catchy

In preparation for my big Alaska adventure, I purchased a pair of fishing, aka Dexter kill gloves, for me, MiniMe, That’s Not Chinese and Unfazed. I also purchased mosquito headnets.

“We don’t need headnets,” MiniMe told me. “We must get some hats for our headnets,” was That’s Not Chinese’s response.

While checking out the fishing gloves MiniMe shared some additional feedback, “We really don’t need to be going on a paid fishing expedition. I can catch and kill a fish with my hands.” I shared this feedback with That’s Not Chinese who said, “Tell her to put her money where her mouth is so I can put my mouth on some delicious fish. These gloves are huge – photo shoot! We’re going to have so many awesome pictures!”

As I drove That’s Not Chinese and Unfazed to the airport I gave them some sound advice, “Be sure to practice wearing and using the gloves and the headnet on the plane. When they hand you a bag of peanuts, hold them in your large kill glove and say, ‘Can you please help open my penis and snatchmix?’ That one never gets old.”

I’m not sure if we’ll catch too many fish with those gloves, but I know the  headnet will keep us from catching mostquitos and if That’s Not Chinese and Unfazed do as I advised on the plane they may catch some flack from the flight attendants.