The other night I couldn’t sleep. This is nothing new for me. Fortunately, my cable was actually working, so I was able to catch up on all of the celebrity gossip shows. At around three in the morning I was watching OK! when they did a ‘how to’ hairstyling bit featuring one of their sponsors.
The ‘how to’ was focused on island hair and involved a little bit of product, a crimping iron, a wee ‘tousle,’ and a wreath-type headband.
A few hours later, after my nap and while I was getting ready for work, I decided to dig my crimping iron out of storage and give island hair a go. I quickly discovered this was not island hair unless the island on which one is staying is actually Rikers – this hair was criminal!
Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to wash my hair so I pulled out my 1″ curling iron and tried to ‘curl’ the island away. For the most part, I was completely unsuccessful. Thus, I had no other choice but to do embrace my hair and head inland to work.