Zwimba

Being that my blogging has been rather infrequent, and when I do blog it is often about Zumba or  drinking, one might think all I do these days is drink and do Zumba. This is a fair, however, untrue assumption; I never drink before or during Zumba.

I have been doing quite a bit of Zumba and, to keep it exciting, I’ve been taking classes from multiple instructors. My most recent class involved a swimming pool. Big As The Sky became aware of my Zumba interest and invite me to attend a swim Zumba class with an instructor she met in Cancun. Not one to turn down an invitation to show off my lack of coordination – on land or in water – I confirmed my attendance.

MiniMe, Beaner and I showed up in out swimsuits to find several people dressed in Zumba gear. “We are getting in the pool, right?” we asked Big As The Sky. “Yes, we get in. They are the instructors – they stay outside,” she wisely advised. The class got started and we immediately got into the groove. The moves were very similar to those we normally do, however, there were several times we were expected to jump out of the water. My girls – not MiniMe or Beaner, rather, my ‘twins’ – got quite excited about this and jumped right out of my bikini top several times. In fact, when one of the instructors exclaimed, “Great job,” Beaner informed me, “She must have seen one of the twins.” From that point forward, when the instructors would ask all of us, “Are you ready?” I would reply, “Are you ready?” because I knew there was a good chance anyone in the surrounding area was about to see nip.

Note to self: Next time, where a very secure fitting one piece or look online for Zumba pasties.