Pens for Men

The other day, after Zumba, Sleepless, Beaner, MiniMe and I did what most women who wear lululemon do – we went out to eat. The difference, however, between us and ‘them,’ is we actually workout and don’t just wear our workout gear to make a fitness fashion statement. We don our off-brand workout gear, most likely purchased on clearance or as part of a Zumba Groupon, and head to the restaurants covered in sweat. Yes, while others make fashion statements, we just make a lot of statements – many distasteful – and we do it while wearing our fitness clothes. We’re classy like that.

As we enjoyed our post-Zumba, pre-shower meal, we enjoyed all of our surroundings  – the other patrons, fender benders and the pens provided to sign the check. “Is this a Bic for women?” Beaner asked while holding the pen. “It’s so easy to hold; not like those pens for men.”

Like our workout gear, the pen was an off-brand and, like us, it was really working out.