The other day I stopped by the front desk of one of our agencies and asked for an employee. The main reason I asked is I was planning to attend a meeting she was holding and needed to speak with her prior. Being that her belongings and most of the meeting attendees were waiting in the conference room, I figured she was close by.
“She is in an appointment,” the secretary informed me. “Oh, OK. She is still going to the meeting, right?” I asked. “Yes,” the secretary replied. “I’m wondering if we could interrupt her for a minute,” I said and added, “Where is her appointment?” “Her appointment is with her breasts,” the secretary replied. “Oh, she’s pumping,” I said. “You pushed,” the secretary told me. “True, I did. I pushed. She pumped. Who pulled?” I replied and walked away.