While enjoying our vaccinated time with Rated R and Cream of Tartar we discussed many things, to include, but not limited to, food, drink, valet service and tips. This hospital provided valet service (weekdays only) and monetary tips were not allowed.
Discussion of this service led to a discussion about another service the hospital provided – circumcision.
“He’s getting circumcised in the morning,” Cream of Tartar told us. “Maybe you should see if you can do a two for one,” Sleepless suggested, not implying circumcision for Cream of Tartar, rather, a vasectomy. “Just go in and lay on the board they have for the infants, pants down and ready to go,” I advised. “Good idea,” Cream of Tartar said in a way that let us know he meant the exact opposite. “What do they do with the foreskin?” Live Longer asked. “They put it in the placenta room,” Sleepless, a placenta expert, replied.
The placenta room is a room we dreamed up where we believe they store all of the placentas before they are sold to make facial creams, lip balms and edible pills. This room replaces the placenta shelf, also known as ‘the shelf below the ice cream’ in the refrigerator owned by Sleepless and Ice Cream Man.
“You should ask them if you can have it and then give it to valet and say, ‘Here’s a tip,'” Live Longer suggested. Non-monetary and clever, that is a tip they would never forget.