On the first eve of a work conference a few coworkers and I gathered together for a nightcap that quickly turned into the Whiskey Olympics. Three countries were represented (by the whiskeys): Canada, Ireland and KentuckyUSA. As we sipped the gold hoping to win the gold we came up with a lot of winning comments which are detailed below without context, primarily because most of them were said out of context.
Perimeter of Darkness.
Delineated Edge of Light.
Brown piece of golden.
It’s like conflict porn.
Shit glider.
Look beyond the stucco to see the stars.
Every week I get revelations from Warren Jeffs.
You can’t skip the social – the ice cream!
High economic development opportunities = recently depressed real estate. It was very posh in the 60s.
Posh corn.
COPS 86-88 were the best years.
My favorite show is the Rockford Defiles.
I totally just farted on you. Deflect. Deflect.
I have spilled most my whiskey.
Stay golden ponygirl.
Why are not in Hollywood?
Maybe if you don’t understand why I’m not in Hollywood you should tread lightly.
Sorry for headbutting you.
She smells like an Irish girl.
Who pays my retirement? Your balls. Listen up Tier II nuts.
The next morning, as I shared my notes of our opening ceremony with the other players, one of them said, “I need to apologize to Tier II and I need to make a withdrawal….of all my comments from last night.”