GG and Tree

Tree and I have been talking about having our own television show for some time. We figure it will be a mix between Wayne’s World and Today with Kathie Lee and Hoda.

“We can just pick up where they leave off – on the weekends and with the drinking,” I told Tree. “Can we drink champagne?” he asked. “Of course, it is our show! We can drink whatever we want,” I replied.

A few minutes later I told Tree, “I think Kathie Lee and I have something in common.” “What? Being drunk?” Tree asked. “Well, yes, that, but also the fact that I think people really miss us when they haven’t been with us for some time. You know, because, even though we may be assholes – which is another thing we have in common, but I promise not to treat you how she treats Hoda – we’re really a good time.” “Like I said, drunk,” he replied. Maybe he is more like Kathie Lee than me.