The other night, as Ice Cream Man was leaving, he opened the refrigerator and made an announcement, “I’m going to be ‘that guy.’ The one who takes home everything he brought to the party. I’m taking all of the cheese.” He then proceeded to take all of the cheese in the fridge. “He really is taking all of the cheese,” Live Longer observed. “Yes, yes he is,” I noted.
The next day he informed me he didn’t realize he had taken all of the cheese in my refrigerator, however, did realize he left his chicken taquitos in my freezer. “I was planning to eat those for lunch,” he told me. “Karma my friend. I was planning on a little cheese and crackers later, but that won’t be happening. Enjoy your cheese, all of it, and keep your fingers crossed that your colon doesn’t clog up from it,” I advised him.
There’s a chance he missed that blockage bullet and he definitely missed a very important celebration today: National Frozen Food Day. I must say, his frozen chicken taquitos were delicious, all of them!