With our last day in Park City upon us, we decided to try and keep our presence on the down low by blending in with the crowd. Thus, the guys wore skinny jeans, plaid shirts, ball caps, sunglasses and UNIQLO jackets, and we wore long fur coats, stylish boots, sunglasses, and rented tiny terriers for our handbags.
We didn’t really rent terriers, or wear those any of those items (sunglasses excluded), but that would have been a nice touch. Instead, we went out as we normally would – looking like we just walked off the set of Jersey Shore. With an hour wait for lunch, we opted to kickstart the ‘morning’ with some spicy Bloody Marys. Although the temperature was low, and even lower in the shade, we chose to enjoy our beverages on the shaded outdoor patio.
After finishing our cocktails, we had warmed up, the patio crowd and star sightings had doubled (going from four to eight patrons and spotting Pauly Shore), and we were ready to move on – just like Snooki, JWoww and Vinny.
We packed up our bags, left Park City behind us, and headed back to the city, where camels, flights out of town, and Sleepless and Ice Cream Man awaited us. “We won’t be providing you a send off at the airport like we did when you arrived,” Sleepless advised YumYummy. “Nope,” I concurred. Unlike Snooki – “The Snooks is out! – we’re not good with goodbyes. We’re more like Pauly D. GTW… Gym, Tan, We outta here, we’re not saying goodbye and we’re not wearing any costumes.