Time for a fork tune

I’d like to think that I’m pretty in tune with people’s sexual orientation. Most recently, however, I realized it may be time to fork tune my gaydar.

 

While at a winemaking class with Oreggano and BioMom, we met a group of men in town from New York and invited them back to the stoop. We felt this was a safe decision because we assumed they were gay. The decision was safe, but as it turns out, they’re not gay. “What has happened to our gaydar?” Oreggano asked. “Clearly, it’s broken,” I replied.

 

A couple weeks later we were hanging with Tree and told him we need to go to more gay bars with him. “Why?” he asked. “Our gaydar appears to be broken,” Oreggano advised him and then told him about the guys, not gays, we invited back to the stoop. “What straight guys go out together for wine?” Tree asked. “Right?!?!” Orreggano agreed. “They were dressed nice too. Drank wine, nice dressers, friendly, just a bunch of guys together on a Friday night,” I said. “I’m telling you, metrosexuals are ruining the world,” Tree stated. “It’s a good thing they were nice or we might have been tied up in the basement and left for dead,” Oreggano said. “Instead, we just wound up in the basement with them trying on costumes,” I replied. “See? Totally broken,” Oreggano told Tree. Definitely time for a fork tune so we’ll have a better idea that someone is into show tunes….or not.

2,078 thoughts on “Time for a fork tune”

  1. I couldn’t stop scrolling and reading, your content is truly one-of-a-kind. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into creating such amazing content.

  14. From start to finish, your content is simply amazing. You have a talent for making complex topics easy to understand and I always come away with valuable insights.

  18. After study a few of the weblog posts on your web site now, and I actually like your approach of blogging. I bookmarked it to my bookmark web site record and shall be checking back soon. Pls take a look at my web page as nicely and let me know what you think.

  20. I loved this post. You describe this topic wonderfully. When hiring home contractors it is critical for pick a trusted name in construction. Experienced and efficient staff should shoot for excellence and seriously consider every detail in your home.

  22. Your blog is an oasis in a world filled with negativity and hate Thank you for providing a safe space for your readers to recharge and refuel

  28. An outstanding share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a friend who was doing a little homework on this. And he actually ordered me lunch because I found it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for spending time to talk about this issue here on your site.

  31. Good day! I could have sworn I’ve been to this site before but after reading through some of the post I realized it’s new to me. Anyways, I’m definitely happy I found it and I’ll be book-marking and checking back frequently!

  37. This is the perfect blog for anyone who would like to find out about this topic. You know so much its almost tough to argue with you (not that I personally would want to…HaHa). You certainly put a new spin on a subject that has been discussed for ages. Excellent stuff, just excellent.

  39. I am curious to find out what blog platform you have been using? I’m having some minor security issues with my latest website and I’d like to find something more safeguarded. Do you have any recommendations?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *