You don’t say

Oreggano and I made plans to get together for coffee. Our plans were solid until about eight hours before we were scheduled to meet when Oreggano sent me this message, “…we could skip coffee and do wine.” And so it was. We met, had dinner, and wine. Then we had an appetizer and wine. Then, we just had wine. The latter happened like this:

 

Server: “Would you like another glass of wine?”
Oreggano: “Why not?!? Let’s have another glass, we’re both driving.”

 

Surprisingly, even with Oreggano’s ‘you don’t say that kind of thing at the bar comment,’ the server still brought us the wine.

 

The next night, while holding an impromptu SL,UT Cuts, MiniMe was telling a story about her ex and his new love. “He’s better off,” Beaner stated. We all looked at her in shock and Bruiser’s husband said, “I know I’m a guy, and not really up on girl talk, but I don’t think that was good.” “I meant to say ‘you’re better off,’ I swear,” Beaner corrected herself. “Sure,” MiniMe replied, shocked and deflated. That was definitely something you don’t say to someone about their ex. Unless, of course, you’re Oreggano and I. In which case, nothing goes unsaid because, as we’ve said many times before, “We’ve been meaning to talk to you……” We do say.

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