Fake wake

Passed The Sniff Test and I have decided it might be nice to attend our wakes. Not because we want to die, although Passed The Sniff Test would like to tell everyone, “We’re dying to have this party.”

I was listening to the radio the other day when they mentioned a survey about funerals. Although I can’t recall the findings or locate the survey, the questions were related to what might happen at one’s funeral. Who would attend; what they would say; what they would wear; what you would wear; whether or not people would cry; and a few other matters.

As MC Static Cling and I have previously demonstrated, we prefer to put the fun in funeral, so I’m hoping people I like will attend; they’ll say whatever they want; wear whatever they want (costumes would be cool – maybe a theme); I’ll most likely be wearing something ash (yes, that was a pun); and, if people are crying, I’d like to believe it is because they laughed so hard it brought them to tears. As far as the ‘other matters,’ I’d like to have a variety of wines – boxed and otherwise, karaoke and anything else my friends might enjoy.

“Will we be attending our fake wake?” I asked Passed The Sniff Test. “I think we should,” he replied. “I’m thinking we should wear costumes,” I replied. Still not sure what I’ll wear – wish I could find that survey.