MiniMe has been spending a bit of time at my house as of late and, as a result, gets to hear plenty from me about life.
This evening, D-Dog stopped by and MiniMe got to hear some of my stories for a second time. While in Manhattan, we were dining at a famous restaurant and a local television station was doing a story about their upcoming eviction. My gut told me they might film us for the story. “We’re the perfect B-roll,” I told YummYummy and added, “Two lipstick lesbians with their three boys and temporary moustache tattoos on their index fingers in a baseball themed establishment – it doesn’t get any better than this.” We then placed our index fingers above our lips and became the :32-34 seconds of the story.
“You seem to make it on the news regardless of which state you’re in,” D-Dog stated. “Demographically and literally,” I replied. “My teachers see you on the news and tell me ‘Your mom seems like it’s either her way or the highway,’ or ‘Your mom appears to be a good mom but I would imagine every lesson comes with a side of guilt,'” MiniMe told me. “Your teachers got all of that just from watching me for a few seconds on TV?” I asked. “I’ve known your mom for ten years and never got any of that,” D-Dog advised. I gave D-Dog a stern look with a side of guilt and then wished my temporary tattoo hadn’t washed off so I could do it with a moustache, for added effect, of course.