Scratch. Sniff.

Ice Cream Man uses his TV as I would, if I used mine – he plays music on it. As he was busy playing host and making BeCuz, me and some of his friends cocktails, we watched/listened to concerts and music videos. A flashback to the 80s came on that featured scratch and sniff stickers. “I probably shouldn’t mention this, but my favorite scratch and sniff sticker was pickle. Second to that, skunk,” his friend told us. “I wish we could scratch and sniff some people’s profile pics,” I replied. “Too bad you don’t have a scratch and sniff pickle sticker now,” BeCuz said. “No kidding. I could place it right here,” he replied while smiling and pointing South.

 

After that flashback, “With or Without You” began to play. “This is a great song,” Ice Cream Man told us. “Do you know how many girls in high school I made out with while listening to this song,” his friend rhetorically asked. “Are you saying you made out with girls who are in high school or you made out with girls when you were in high school?” BeCuz inquired. “She has a good point. Good thing the attorney isn’t here. By the way, were you wearing your sticker?” said I.

 

We finally made our way to the concert and BeCuz and I took our position, in the front row. We had only been there a few songs when we started smelling something foul – a sulfuric fart. A few songs later, the odor was back. Everyone around us could smell it and only one person didn’t respond to the stench. I have a feeling he, too, was a fan of the skunk scratch and sniff.

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