Best sink sex. Ever.

It has been about 39 days since I’ve had sex, in the sink. Being that I recently became aware of a few new products, I couldn’t wait to bag a few more babes.

 

So, as everyone starting getting their hair colored and cut at Sunday’s SL,UT Cuts, I prepped the sink.

 

For those who were virgins, I warned them about the fact that they may get what I refer to as a ‘facial douche.’ This is something that is almost impossible to avoid when you’re face down in a sink with a spray nozzle. As I finished rinsing Bitchin’ Camaro’s hair, I patted her face with the towel and told her, “If you want me to hold you for a minute, I will. Or, I can offer you a cigarette.” I like being held and I’ve never been this wet. Look at my face,” she replied. “I love clean dirty girls,” I said while adjusting the grocery bag on her head so she could experience a little deep conditioning.

 

Opreggano was anxious to get to the sink – those third-trimester pregnant girls love sex. While I had her there, I asked if she’d be interest in a little extra shine. She agreed and I poured on the beer rinse. “Want a little more extra shine?” I asked. “Sure, why not!” she replied. I pulled the coffee pot out and poured about two cups of cold coffee on her hair. I have a feeling she would have had a cigarette if it weren’t for the pregnancy.

 

BioMom was next, however, she only wanted the ‘missionary’ wash, “Before I let you do me, I want to make sure there aren’t any odd products within your reach. No beer, coffee, or anything else.” With the exception of some Pellegrino water, nothing was within reach. Although I toyed with surprising her with a sparkling finish, I didn’t want to waste the water because Fine Girl was using it to make our skinny margaritas. Even a girl like me has standards.

 

Once everyone left, I started cleaning up. I found LaLaLovely left a bag of items, BioMom forgot her hair clip, Opreggano’s checkbook was on the couch and Sleepless was still wearing my underwear (had to loan them to her the other day – long, short story). Just like a regular one-nighter, they left things behind so they would have reason to return. I can’t blame them – with all of the new products, this was truly the best sink sex. Ever.

1,216 thoughts on “Best sink sex. Ever.”

  37. atorvastatin, the active ingredient in the drug lipitor (a statin), has the structure Lipi Pharm Safe atorvastatin purchase without RX

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *