No Onions has never been to my neck of the woods….until now. She came in town for Sundance because her company decided to sponsor an event and invited me and my friends to join in the festivities. I invited several friends, however, being that it was a school night only a few were able to join me.
As a result, me, I Was A Stripper and Skiwi headed to Sundance to grace others with our presence. Skiwi was fully prepared, “I’m wearing a black golf cap, a scarf, and I’ve got the glasses I wear in interviews to make me look smart. Damn, I forgot my bluetooth. People at Sundance like to walk around with their bluetooth.”
We arrived to find No Onions and her friends waiting for us at the bar. After a long period of assessing the alcohol, I ordered a top shelf margarita. “You could have just ordered a margarita,” No Onions told me and added, “Our parties are only top shelf, thus, the top shelf is implied.”
From that point forward, I just ordered a margarita. Skiwi, who was donning his glasses and enjoying free beers, was pleased to find the swag for the evening was a small speaker. He and I Was A Stripper immediately placed our swag in her purse and then he confided in me, “I have zero peripheral vision in these glasses, but I look good. It’s all about playing the part.” He then preceded to act like he was “an important producer talking movie deals on the phone” while I Was A Stripper and I scanned the party for celebrities.
Although we didn’t find any celebrities (to our knowledge), we were quite surprised to find 50 Cent underneath the seat cushion. We, of course, took a picture to prove to our friends that we saw 50 cent (in the form of two quarters) at Sundance.
Thanks for the invite, and driving, too. I’m pleased I was able to organize the parking… BTW, I’ve been using my free speakers a lot!
The parking was superb – thank you for having amazing connections! Speaking of connections, glad you like your speakers! Mine seem to cut out a bit….. might need to have a pro take a look at them.