FatGirl has been planning to stop by all week. On one occasion, he canceled because he was tired. On the second occasion, he didn’t cancel, but I chose to postpone the start time because I was spending time with MiniMe. “Oh, please. Tell her it is time to cut the umbilical cord,” he told me. I relayed his comment to MiniMe who quipped, “I’m not the one living with my mom.” MiniMe: 1, FatGirl: O.
Umbilical cord dependent, FatGirl eventually showed up (several days later) with Tree. We began discussing politics – not always a wise topic – when the issue of online videos was mentioned. “I’ve always wanted to run for Senate, but I worry about the possibility of videos surfacing,” FatGirl advised us. This isn’t an issue for Tree, who has had a reality TV show for the last several years. One might think a reality TV show would get in the way of a political career, however, it would be difficult to track down all of the “episodes” as most of them are captured on CCTV.
Passed The Sniff Test wasn’t too worried about what others might think if they saw videos or other depictions of him (including face-to-face interactions), “I’m funny. Life is funny. If you’re not funny, fuck you.” Always one to focus on the marketing end of the business, I quickly wrote this down because I have a feeling it just may be his campaign slogan. FatGirl giggled and said, “I’m funny too. Wanna see?” He then pretended to unzip his pants, at which time, Tree looked around for the CCTV camera. Definitely not PC, even on CCTV.