(Sex) Life Changing Event

A good portion of my friends enjoy ‘checking in’ at various locations online. Being that I check out more than I check in, I’m not a big user of this feature. While with S-Unit this weekend, however, she asked me to check us in at a famous eatery. I did so and a few hours later, when we were talking about the eatery, she said, “I was just thinking I should foursquare myself in the shower.” “If you do, don’t forget to include the caulk,” I advised her. “Oh, I won’t,” she said while still giggling about her comment.

 

Contestant #56, also a giggler, shares the same birth month as S-Unit, so I phoned her to wish her a happy one. “Are you doing anything fun?” I asked. She giggled and replied, “I’m at a slumber party.” “A slumber party? Good for you. That’s a great way to spend your birthday. Have you played pass the dildo yet?” More giggles, “No.” “Well, you should definitely buy something. Maybe they’ll give you a party favor since it’s your birthday. Something nice, like the floor model vibrator,” I said. “I don’t know if I want that,” she told me, sans giggle. “Right. The last thing you want is a STD from a vibrator. Just buy some of those sex toys cleaning products,” I advised. The giggles were back, “Ew. Maybe I’ll splurge for something new.” “You should – it will be a life changing event. Actually, it will be a sex life changing event.”

 

 

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