G Thang

After a day of debauchery with several of my girls, I received a call from Skiwi inquiring about my plans for the evening. Apparently DDDG was enjoying a girls night out with her sister, so I invited Skiwi to join Sleepless, Oreggano and I. Being that the day had been ‘busy,’ I asked if he would mind driving. “Not at all,” Skiwi informed me, “Your driver will be there shortly.”

Within 30 minutes, Skiwi proudly made his way through the front door donning a dress shirt, sport jacket, jeans, black loafers and a ton of pride. “I was hoping you’d be on the stoop, I had Dr. Dre booming. Recent library loan.”

As we were waiting for Oreggano to join us, Skiwi was telling us his job was changing a bit, which meant he would no longer be traveling to Texas. “The bad news is my suit and my ambassador sash are still in San Antonio.” “What is an ambassador sash?” asked Sleepless. “It’s a sash that says ambassador. I’ll show you a picture.” He quickly pulled up a picture on his phone of him, with his sash on, in front of The Alamo. “If you’re wondering about the glasses, purely cosmetic,” he told us. “I need them for reading a few small things, but love to wear them for networking.”

Oreggano arrived and we grabbed wine for the party and headed out the door. Skiwi was fully prepared for the departure and had the vehicle doors ajar and Dr. Dre bumping on the sound system.

We spent an hour or so at the first party, during which time Oreggano and Sleepless were pleasantly surprised by a comment made by one of the other guests, “My ovaries are bigger than most men’s mother fuckin’ balls.” “I have no idea what that means, but wow,” said Sleepless. “This is definitely a girls night out,” said Oreggano.

We decided to take our business Westside to an event taking place at Dr. BJ’s house. Skiwi cranked the tunes and I realized this night wasn’t nuthin’ but a ‘g’ thang. While DDDG was having her ‘G’ night out, Skiwi was enjoying a night out with just the ‘Gs’. And ovaries, well, like testes they’re just a couple of gonads. And, heading Westside, everybody knows that shit is straight gangsta.