Just two days ago I was on stuckation. A week from now I’ll be on reLAXation. Manila Gorilla is moving to London for several months, so S-Unit and I decided we best get together for farewell celebrations.
I would be remiss not to mention how sofa king happy I am about this vacation. It brings the new year off to a great start. LA in January and, if I play my cards right, Wyoming with MyFace and Sleepless in February. I try to mix it up a bit when I travel. Like Donny and Marie, I’m a little bit country and a little bit rock n’ roll.
Which is why I plan on rolling on up to the Sundance Film Festival with The Leaver and QuQueen tomorrow. QuQueen has to work and The Leaver and I plan to work it. While we work it, the papparazi will be working overtime.
We’re definitely going to put stars in their eyes. And stars on our eyes. I’ve got a killer pair of star studded sunglasses that I plan on wearing to remain covert. The Leaver will be donning her Ushanka. There will be no doubt that we didn’t ‘be there’ (this year’s theme).
This year, like last year, I plan to be here, there and everywhere. Life is far too short to be on stuckation.