The series and the movie

Tuesday nights with Sleepless have proved to be very entertaining. This evening, the group was comprised of six females and one male, per the request of BeauD (whose name was soon to change) – who was the one male. “I just wanted to be That Guy, just once,” said That Guy (the male formerly known as BeauD).

Within minutes of That Guy joining us, one of the other patrons approached us, “How did you do it? Six women?!?! I’ve got an idea, I’m Bossley, from the ’70s series, and you’re Chuck, from the movie. That’s why there are six girls. Three from the series, three from the movie. Don’t worry Chuck, I’ve got your back.” That Guy replied, “And I’ve got the tape recorder.” Bosley then took his beer with him to the urinal. Probably had a bad experience with a roofie.

Tile was telling us stories about some of her “contractors,” Grout included (http://grigiogirl.com/2010/06/phd/), and I asked if she ever got competing bids. She has not, however, is considering do so. As Tile would tell her stories, both That Guy and No Secrets would pipe in with important details. For example, she was telling us about a couple of her friends and as she mentioned a particular name, That Guy piped in, “She slept with him too.” When she told us she did not sleep with Plaster of Paris (a dentist she knows who made a mold of his penis), No Secrets quipped, “Not technically.” This upset Tile, “What? Why would you say that?” “I was just playin’,” replied No Secrets. “No you weren’t,” said Tile. “Well you’re supposed to pretend I was just playin’,” was No Secrets response.

In addition to talking about the skills of Tile’s contractors, we discussed their age.  This sparked a question from Sleepless, “Does age matter?” We all looked shocked (not as shocked as we did after a later comment, but shocked nonetheless). “No, really, I don’t know. I’ve only been with two. My bed needs bandannas.” “Why bandannas?” OregganO asked. “Instead of a notch on my bedpost, I thought bandannas.” Very ’80s of Sleepless.

This reminded Tile of the time she and That Guy were drinking and decided to list all of her contractors on a napkin. I told her that was not a napkin, rather, a tablecloth – no way it would fit on a napkin. Sleepless then decided to list her ‘two’ on a small piece of paper. No Secrets suggested she write in big font so it looked like more. She did. She also wrote one of their full names – in an attempt to make the list  look longer. That Guy then shared a story  about a girl he liked. When he first started talking with her she told him she had a boyfriend. Later she told him she has a missionary. “That’s how you put the hurt on the guy,” That Guy sadly stated, “Tell him you have a missionary.”

It was about this time that Bosley reappeared. “Are you tuckered out yet?” he asked That Guy. “You better get fired up on JD just to stay up all night. How about one pose for the road ladies? With your guns and shit, just like in the series and the movie.” We respectfully declined and he retreated to the urinal, beer in hand.