While at the grocery store, a little boy was running around the aisles and ignoring his mother’s numerous requests to stop. She finally caught up with him, grabbed his arm and said, “I’ve got two words for you: be have.” I’ve got one word for that: whystudygrammar?
Last summer, I was in New York with some friends and family when one of them decided to suck in the air of a helium balloon. Once she had taken in a sufficient amount of helium, she started singing, “I ho, I ho, it’s off to work I go.” She was devastated when I informed her the lyrics were “Heigh ho, Heigh ho,” and the seven dwarfs worked in a mine, not the street corner.