I’d Like to Make a Toe’st

I recently learned about toe readings. I realize I’m a late learner, but based on what I read about my toes that’s the least of my concerns.

One of the first things I learned is my first toe, Ether, on my left foot represents my relationship with my spiritual side and emotion. The fact that I broke it a few years ago seems pretty telling. In comparing my left Ether to my right Ether it appears I’ve both settled and been forced ‘off path.’ I can guarantee I was off path when I broke my toe.

My second/air toe – the communicator – doesn’t really talk much to me. Typical poor communicator. It is, however, quite long, which indicates I talk a lot. In addition, based on its length compared to Ether’s length, there is a good chance I’m Greek; even though I’m not. Regardless, I’ve got prime real estate at the local cemetery.

My fire, action, passion, poor me toe – more commonly known as the middle toe – is supposed to be representative of what kind of lover I am, if I feel sorry for myself and whether or not I procrastinate. I’ll get to that later.

My fourth toe – the water toe – is all about relationships. My relationship with myself and with others. Interestingly enough, this toe regularly covers up my earth toe. What this means, I have no idea.

My wee earth toe – known to close friends as money toe – though tucked slightly underneath my water toe, is ready for prosperity in the form of finances but, much like my middle toe, may not yet be ready to address sexuality issues.

With all of this newfound knowledge, and before you get one foot out the door, I would like to make a toe’st:

Here’s to not toeing the line but instead putting one’s best foot forward and being toe-tally true to oneself.

Now, some wisdom:

Should you ever get in a jam, call a toe truck.