Rusty Rogue Rafael is one of those people who falls head over heels in love and then falls flat on his head when the relationship dissolves.
In response to a recent breakup, he has been changing his look a bit lately and informed me, “I like to mix things up form time to time. Usually when I’m single.” I replied, “I love to mix things up. Especially when I’m single.” “You’re usually single, right?” was his reply.
He then went on to tell me about his new addiction. “Its “ing. Can’t stop it. I’m “ing all the time. Even in real life.” “You’re quoting?” I asked. “Yea, but literally. I keep “ing. For real. When I’m talking with people, to not quote as such, but quite often just to emphasize my point.”
“Nice. So you say stuff like, ‘I ain’t hittin’ shit lately,'” I asked. “Yeah. ‘Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in,'” he quoted. “I love this! It’s like Lucille Bluth. Sure wish I was quoting with you,” I told him. “Just say ‘no.’ No to quoting. It’s a gateway man…..trust me,” he advised.
I opted against “trusting” him and began “ing with some of my friends. Being that I’m “usually single,” I figured I could risk “mixing things up” for a bit.