Ready for checking

BioMom is a rule follower. She, MiniMe, Q and (most of the time) Sleepless could spend a lot of time together very comfortably, following the rules.

 

Together, they could yield at yellow lights, diligently and proudly prove their membership at the bulk food stores, pass through customs without incident, and breeze through security with all of their less than 3 oz goods in a clear plastic bag.

 

A while back, BioMom was more than ready to return to the states after a quick trip to Mexico. She had everything in order and ready for checking by the border authorities – passport, personal items and, if needs be, anal cavity. As she proudly waited to be checked she noticed Border Patrol did not seem to notice her. Frustrated by this lack of acknowledgment, she attempted to be noticed by making eye contact with a female officer. “I was ready to be checked and checked and searched. And then she said, ‘Move along, you’re holding up my line.'”

 

And so it goes for rule followers – they get scolded even when they’re ready for checking.

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