Being spotted and photographed can be quite exhausting, even if the you are the one spotting and photographing yourself. As a result, we ended up spending one evening at the condo, playing cards.
The guys thought it would be a good idea to change the rules a bit and, instead of having the ladies (YumYummy and I) take a drink on fours (typically referred to as ‘Four’s for Whores’), we were to remove an article of clothing. Thus, prior to playing the game, YumYummy and I donned several more layers, gloves and a scarf.
Even with all of these layers, we were quickly getting cold. I started paying a little less attention to my phone and a little more attention to the game because I figured they had to be cheating. When Leave It To Stever again pulled a four I took a quick inventory of my pile of discarded garments, then did the math. “OK, what the hell?” I asked before discarding another item and stopping YumYummy mid-disrobe. “There are only four four cards in a standard deck and I’ve got seven clothing items in my discard pile,” I told Leave It To Stever and Keller The Sweller. “I wondered how long it would take before you started noticing I was constantly pulling fours,” fully clothed Leave It To Stever proudly stated.
“Fours may be for whores, but six are dicks and this game just got 86ed, dick,” I advised, put my gloves and scarves back on and returned to facebook.