Trou Drop

The other day Sleepless and I noticed something that only a blind man wouldn’t see – major camel toe. We had both seen camel toe before, but this one was epic. So much so, we both couldn’t help but wondered how the owner didn’t notice the protrusion.

 

We discussed this with Live Longer, Big Bounty, Oper and others one evening. “Thanks to Dr. 90210 I was convinced I needed a labiaplasty,” one of the guests told us. “That’s pretty popular in New York,” Big Bounty advised us. The guest who was obsessed with Dr. 90210 went on, “After watching so many procedures I wanted to see what other people’s labias looked like so I started asking my friends to show me theirs. My one friend totally trou dropped without hesitation. It’s amazing, everybody’s labia looks different.” “How many have you seen?” I asked. “Three,” she replied. I guess three equates to everybody.

 

After this discussion I came home and got a call from On My Terms who informed me, “I had no idea about a receding hairline in the nether regions until you mentioned it. I was cleaning up my ‘winter coat’ today and noticed I have bare patches in my pubic region.” “A phenomenon I refer to as ‘snatchwork quilt’,” I advised her. “Receding hairline, snatchwork quilt, whatever you want to call it, I don’t like it. I’m keeping this stuff out of sight,” she said. “No trou dropping for you,” I told her.

 

Karma kicked in the next day when I arrived at Zumba to find my pants we’re totally causing cameltoe. Not one to embrace this look, I put my shirt on backwards in an attempt to do as Khloé Kardashian does – cover the camel. Although I won’t be dropping trou to check out my labia, I will be dropping these trousers off at the second hand store as soon as possible.

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