Eye Yey Yey

Selecting a really good karaoke song can be a daunting task and, depending on the karaoke program, the lyrics are quite entertaining and not always accurate. It is at these times that you turn to your friends for clarification.

Such was the case last night when Passed The Sniff Test suggested we sing Turning Japanese by The Vapors. “You know what that songs about, right?” Passed The Sniff Test asked us. Some of us said “no,” others, “yes.” “It’s about masturbation and the way your eyes get when you’re doing it,” he said with slight Japanese spark in his eyes and a grin like a Cheshire cat. Had That’s Not Chinese been there I think she might have piped in, “That shit’s not Japanese or Chinese, it’s just fucked up.”

And she would be right. Google saved the day and provided the true meaning behind “turning Japanese.” Apparently it has been one of the most misinterpreted songs of it’s time. While on VH1 True Spin, Dave Fenton provided clarification, “Turning Japaneseis all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn’t expect to.” Ey yey yey, that might wreck Passed The Sniff Test’s cultural experience.

Sleepless and I joined up with Idaho for lunch and noticed she had joined in on the hottest new rage, eyelash extensions. Her eyes were popping. She was a bit self-conscious about them, “They’re too long and big, I feel like one of those potatoes on the corner, I da ho.” If you haven’t heard that joke, it’s a good one. Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? It’s the one with the sticker that reads, “I da ho.”

3,750 thoughts on “Eye Yey Yey”

  1. My developer is trying to convince me to move to .net from
    PHP. I have always disliked the idea because of the costs.
    But he’s tryiong none the less. I’ve been using WordPress on a number of websites for about a year and
    am nervous about switching to another platform.
    I have heard fantastic things about blogengine.net.
    Is there a way I can import all my wordpress content into it?
    Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated!

  2. obviously like your web-site however you have to check
    the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I
    find it very troublesome to tell the truth on the
    other hand I will surely come back again.

  3. It’s awesome to pay a quick visit this site and reading the views of all mates regarding this piece of writing, while I am also keen of getting experience.

  4. Your style is unique in comparison to other folks I have read stuff from.
    I appreciate you for posting when you’ve got the opportunity, Guess I will just bookmark this page.

  5. Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I
    could add to my blog that automatically tweet my newest twitter updates.
    I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time
    and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something
    like this. Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy
    reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.

  6. When I initially left a comment I seem to have clicked the -Notify me
    when new comments are added- checkbox and from now on every time
    a comment is added I recieve 4 emails with the same comment.
    Is there a means you can remove me from that service?
    Appreciate it!

  7. I am actually thankful to the holder of this web page
    who has shared this fantastic paragraph at at this time.

  8. Just want to say your article is as amazing. The clarity in your post is just great and i can assume you’re an expert
    on this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to grab
    your RSS feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post.
    Thanks a million and please keep up the rewarding work.

  9. Hello There. I discovered your weblog the usage of msn. This is an extremely neatly written article.

    I’ll be sure to bookmark it and return to learn more of
    your useful information. Thank you for the post. I’ll definitely return.

  10. Awesome blog! Do you have any helpful hints for aspiring
    writers? I’m planning to start my own blog soon but I’m a
    little lost on everything. Would you recommend starting with a free platform like
    Wordpress or go for a paid option? There are so many options
    out there that I’m totally overwhelmed .. Any
    ideas? Appreciate it!

  11. Предлагаем услуги профессиональных инженеров офицальной мастерской.
    Еслли вы искали ремонт кофемашин philips адреса, можете посмотреть на сайте: ремонт кофемашин philips в москве
    Наши мастера оперативно устранят неисправности вашего устройства в сервисе или с выездом на дом!

  12. Thanks for any other informative website. Where else may I get that kind of information written in such a perfect means?
    I have a project that I’m simply now operating on, and I’ve
    been at the glance out for such info.

  13. My family members all the time say that I am wasting my time here at net, however I know I am getting experience daily by
    reading such good posts.

  14. I’ve been exploring for a little for any high quality articles or blog posts in this
    kind of house . Exploring in Yahoo I at last stumbled upon this website.
    Studying this info So i’m happy to express that I’ve a
    very excellent uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I
    needed. I most certainly will make sure to don?t omit this web site and give it a
    glance on a constant basis.

  15. Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to
    say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts.
    In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope
    you write again very soon!

  16. Excellent goods from you, man. I have understand your stuff
    previous to and you are just extremely wonderful. I actually like what
    you have acquired here, really like what you are saying and the way in which you say
    it. You make it entertaining and you still take care
    of to keep it smart. I cant wait to read much more from you.
    This is actually a great web site.

  17. Hi, I do believe this is a great site. I stumbledupon it 😉 I will
    come back once again since i have bookmarked it.
    Money and freedom is the best way to change, may you be
    rich and continue to help other people.

  18. Hey there just wanted to give you a quick heads up.
    The text in your post seem to be running off the screen in Opera.

    I’m not sure if this is a format issue or something to do
    with internet browser compatibility but I figured I’d post to let you know.
    The style and design look great though! Hope you get the problem solved soon. Thanks

  19. I just like the valuable information you provide in your
    articles. I’ll bookmark your blog and test again right here regularly.
    I am somewhat certain I’ll be informed lots of new stuff proper right here!
    Best of luck for the next!

  20. Hi there! I’m at work surfing around your blog from my new apple
    iphone! Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and look forward to all
    your posts! Carry on the fantastic work!

  21. Hi! Quick question that’s entirely off topic. Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly?
    My site looks weird when viewing from my iphone.

    I’m trying to find a template or plugin that might
    be able to fix this problem. If you have any recommendations, please share.
    With thanks!

  22. We recycle all old metal so Tacoma’s landfills stay lighter and your project leaves a greener footprint on the Pacific Northwest we all love. Roll‑forming gutters right in your driveway means each section is one continuous piece—no leaky joints, no wasted metal, no compromises on quality. Every installation comes with stainless steel micro‑mesh guards that laugh at fir needles, keeping maintenance low even during those blustery November storms.

  23. Hi there, just became aware of your blog through Google,
    and found that it’s truly informative. I am gonna watch out for
    brussels. I’ll be grateful if you continue this in future.
    Many people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

Comments are closed.