Abra CaFLABra XXL

The other night, while enjoying a movie at what Canadians refer to as ‘Cheap Fucker Tuesday,’ the trailer for Magic Mike XXL played.

 

While watching, I leaned over to YumYummy and asked, “What do you think they would title a movie like this featuring us?”

 

I would have waited for a response but, like ‘magic,’ the perfect title came to mind, “Abra Caflabra!”

 

After the movie we immediately began working on a trailer script, testimonial, rating and option for funding:

 

From the producers of Magic Mike XXL comes Abra Caflabra XXL – the story of a middle-aged male stripper who teaches others experiencing midriff crisis how to party, pick up a pant size and make BIG money.

 

“This is sure to be one of the most flabulous films you’ll see this summer.”–Fresh Pickles

 

Rated XXL

 

Support this film on Kickfarter

 

In order to be sure it receives the proper attention on social media, we added all of the right (and wrong) hashtags:

 

‪#‎MMXXL‬ ‪#‎BackfatToTheGrind‬ ‪#‎AllDayAllNightAllYouCanEatBuffet‬ ‪#‎ChanningTatum‬ ‪#‎thatsnotarabbit‬

 

As often happens once good ideas hit Hollywood, we changed the plot a bit. Instead of featuring us in the film (the universe isn’t ready and, to be honest, we’re still working on our midriffs), we opted to keep the focus on men.

Abra CaFLABra XXL