Later Lohan

After meeting our hostess in San Diego Live Longer told me, “I like her. She makes me feel sober.” We then decided she needed a blog name. “Oh, I’ve got a nickname already. It’s Lohan,” Lohan piped in. “Lohan? Why?” I asked. “I’ll tell you later,” she told us.

 

Later that evening I again asked her, “Why Lohan?” “Later,” she replied, told us her underwear was driving her crazy, and then slyly removed it while we sat at an outside patio. “Is that why?” I asked. “Later,” she replied.

 

Later the next day she finally told us, “A bunch of friends had been partying pretty hard for some time and we decided maybe we should go to rehab. We didn’t, so they started calling me Lohan.” Sounds about right. To quote Lohan herself, “Later.”

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