Fortunately the last minute shopping excursion proved promising and allowed Live Longer, Tree, Awkward, Awkward’s wee one and I to don ‘ugly’ Christmas sweaters, novelty holiday boxer shorts (Live Longer totally scored and found an elf hat and shorts), and Santa Hats to retrieve MiniMe.
We gathered at Grigio Manor to decide on who would wear what and really sealed the deal with Tree’s combo: chimney boxer shorts and a size 6 child’s sweater that was tighter than a hipster’s jeans and shorter than Kim Kardashian’s first marriage.
As we do with most, if not all, of our airport pick-ups, we decided to make signs for the line. Being that I’ve been wanting to host a pimp n ho-liday party, we opted for this pick-up line: Welcome Ho Ho Home! #pimpnholiday
With our signs, hats, sweaters, and boxers in tow we headed to the airport for what was sure to be a pimpnholiday surprise!